My year as President of the Rotary Club of Shepperton Aurora
has now finished. To be honest I found the year to be a constant struggle for
recognition of my elevated status by other Rotarians, and the general public at
large. For instance at the District Conference in Eastbourne last October I had
been looking forward to the Friday night club dinner, where we were joining our
friends from Shepperton & Sunbury club. I understood that before the dinner
there was to be a reception in honour of the club President at the Hotel. How
nice to be appreciated, I thought.
Aurora at the Conference Gala Dinner
It was only when I arrived that I was told it is the custom
for the President to buy drinks for all his or her club members at the
Reception. This can be expensive for the
President, particularly when we have lots of members attending, as we have had
on occasion. Fortunately for me our club only had 5 attendees this weekend, so
I just bought a bottle of house red and house white and that was it. As it
happened, everybody else wanted white wine, so I ended up with the bottle of
red to myself. I didn’t think this impaired my judgement in any way as we
walked to the Restaurant later, although the PDG claimed we had walked twice
the distance as everybody else.
Enjoying the Conference
I had been particularly looking forward to day 3 of the
Conference, on Sunday, when there was to be the Parade of the Presidents,
reinstated after being dropped the year before. At last, I would get my moment
in the limelight as I strutted on to the stage being cheered to the rafters by
my adoring club members. I had prepared a short speech of just a few minutes
duration in which I intended thanking everybody who had come along and outline
some of my plans to develop the role of Rotary Club president, more on the
lines of the US president, who gets a four year term of office before they have
to look for another one.
The Parade of the Presidents
However things didn’t go quite as I had expected. The Parade
of Presidents was rather a hurried affair to say the least. Firstly we had to
sacrifice our coffee break whilst we were corralled backstage in roughly
alphabetical order. Then we were called on to the stage in groups of six, as
our names were announced. A quick shake of the District Governor’s hand, a
group photograph and we were led off the stage. I tried valiantly to explain my
plans to the District Governor, but he was already looking over my shoulder,
probably wondering how many more hands he would have to shake that morning.
I meet the District Governor
A week later we had our Rotary club walk through Roman
London, guided by our own Pauline Hedges. I almost suggested that if this was
really Roman London, the President would be carried in a sedan chair on the
shoulders of his slaves, but looking at my companions that morning, I thought
better of it. Even though I had to walk the whole route, it was fascinating
strolling through parts of London that I was not entirely unfamiliar with, but
saw in a very different light with Pauline’s excellent descriptions. The walk
finished with lunch on the Southbank at an excellent Restaurant called the
Archduke.
Parts of the Roman wall are still visible in London
Early in November, twenty of us went on a tour of Shepperton
Studios. We had been waiting years for this opportunity. Even though we held
our meetings at the Studios for a couple of years, we could never find a way of
getting a tour of the site.
Our guide looks exasperated
However thanks to an introduction from Richard Edgar, we
finally got our tour and it was fascinating. The studios site is like a mini
city, with hundreds of people busily constructing film sets, filming scenes and
all the other jobs that go with film making. Several times we were almost run
down by delivery vans, fork lift trucks or limousines delivering important
people (none of whom I recognised). At the time there were two major films
being made at the Studios, a Mary Poppins remake, and a Sherlock Holmes film.
We had a coffee in the Old House before leaving. I thought there would be an
executive lounge for me, but it must have been closed that day.
With my Bafta
There were two big highlights in November to tell you about.
The first of these was the amazing concert in Chertsey which raised over £2,700
for CAMEO, one of my President’s charities this year, and for which I am so
grateful to Doreen and Tony. I was looking forward to my first rock gig as lead
singer, and just hoped my backing group would be up to the task. My plan was
that the supporting act, Ancient Rock would play the first half of the show,
and then I would do the second half, dazzling the audience with my vocal range.
Ancient Rock
You can imagine my disappointment when I found that Ancient
Rock hogged the stage until well into the second half of the show. Eventually
they allowed me on stage and backed me for the first number in my set, Proud
Mary. I could tell that the audience loved this and I prepared myself for my
next number, which was designed to raise the tempo. I’m not quite sure how it
happened, but before I could launch into my legendary rendition of Maggie May,
I was being ushered off the stage, being patted on the back, despite the
ecstatic audience calling for me to sing ‘Get Off’. Unfortunately it isn’t a
song I am familiar with, so I couldn’t oblige. Under the circumstances I
decided to leave the stage with my dignity intact, thinking I’ll have to
arrange my own concert next time and dispense with the backing group.
I take centre stage
The club held another very successful Youth Speaks competition
in November. Being President, of course I got to look after the Mayor and his
charming wife for the evening. I stayed just outside the Council Chamber with
the mayoral party until everybody was seated, then heard David, our excellent
MC announce ‘Please stand for the mayor’. This was the Mayor’s cue to enter the
Chamber and take his seat as everybody else looked on. I stayed outside the
Chamber waiting to be announced for my ceremonial entry, but for some reason
the MC forgot to announce me, so I ended up shuffling in whilst the fire exits
were being pointed out. I tried my best to make it look as though that was when
I was supposed to enter.
Speaker's view of the Council Chamber
The winning Intermediate team, with Mayor
December, as usual, was the busiest time of year for the
Rotary Club. As members will know, it was the Christmas collections that
prompted me to join Rotary in the first place. I can remember, as a child in
Staines, seeing the Christmas float coming down our road, with Santa riding
inside (that was in the days before Health & Safety was invented) and with
carols playing. It was a magical time, which I looked forward to every year.
Although I didn’t know at the time it was organised by the local Rotary Club, I
subsequently learnt that up and down the country, Rotary Clubs were organising
similar activities.
Our sleigh (the elf is taller than Santa)
40-odd years later, when I was thinking about putting
something back into the local community, I was invited to join Shepperton
Aurora Rotary. I jumped at the chance, knowing that I could be part of the
Christmas magic. Seventeen years later, it is still the thing I enjoy most as a
Rotarian, particularly when I get the privilege of assisting Santa. The looks
of awe on children’s faces as they see Santa walking up to their house are
priceless, especially when they realise he knows their names!
Touring the streets of Shepperton
We are blessed with a good supply of Santa’s assistants
among our Members and Friends, which meant I only had one outing in that role
this year, for the Studios Estate area of Shepperton. It is difficult to
describe the excitement that is generated by Santa’s appearance in the neighbourhood.
Children come running out into the street, parents want to take photos, and
teenagers want selfies with Santa (a sign of the times). Santa even had a few
hugs from middle-aged women. Who said Christmas is only for children? At one
point I had 6 or 7 women posing for pictures with Santa, with each one wanting
a photo on her own camera. It does hold up our progress when this sort of thing
happens, but it’s all part of the magic and I wouldn’t change it for anything.
Counting up at the end of the evening
After the excitement of Christmas, and now into the second
half of my year as President, it was time to get into another area I thoroughly
enjoy, that of Youth activities. Early in January I was invited to Bishop Wand
School, to be an adjudicator for an inter-house Youth Speaks competition. The
event was run on exactly the same lines
as our competition. There were 8 teams in the competition, and the standard was
so good, that the adjudicators, Vivienne Leighton, Debbie Lockhart and myself had a very difficult job finding winners. We
were given 15 minutes for our deliberations, but argued for so long it took 45
minutes for us to decide that the Best Speaker award should be shared between
two speakers. This caused a problem for the school as they only had one medal
in this category. Never again will I think the Youth speaks judges have an easy
job.
Bishop's Building, Bishop Wand School, scene of the competition
It hasn’t all been work, of course. Early in January we had
Norma’s cheese and wine party at the parish centre, an opportunity for members
to meet their President in less formal circumstances. Members were asked to
bring contributions towards the food and drink that evening. Even I was asked
to bring something, which I was a bit surprised about, to be honest. After all,
I was the guest of honour. I know it’s
an extreme example, but if you get invited to a garden party at Buckingham
Palace, you wouldn’t expect the Queen to bring a plate of vol-au-vents with
her, would you? Of course I was much too dignified to complain about my
treatment, and behaved as if this was quite normal, which sadly it is.
St Nicholas Parish hall
Later in the month a group of us attended the annual Burns
Night Dinner organised by Shepperton & Sunbury Rotary. What a fine evening
it was; I was resplendent in my Gicquel tartan tie, which a man down the pub
who I bought it from, assured me was a little known Scottish clan. The room at
Sunbury Arts Centre was beautifully decorated, as were all the tables. The
haggis was piped in with great ceremony, followed by President Geoff Williams
and his party. It was a pity that Lyn was unable to attend having booked
previously, but she will be relieved to know that Mark Steptoe and I ensured
her meal wasn’t wasted. Speeches were mercifully short, before the highland
dancing began, with a caller making sure everyone knew what to do. I had heard
that in the past there has been an award for ‘worst dancer’, so I stayed off
the dance floor to ensure I didn’t suffer this ignominy.
Burns Night - how typical that I've been left out of the photo
For the last couple of years the Rotary Club has kept its’
stores of equipment in an empty office block across the road from the Bridge Hotel,
where we meet. We knew our tenure would be temporary, as the block was
scheduled for demolition and re-building
as flats, but we knew we would receive plenty of notice of our eviction. Well
that notice came earlier this year, and we had to look around for suitable
accommodation for our equipment, of which we seem to have a lot. We have 2 or 3
marquees of varying sizes which are used at the Shepperton Fair and other
occasions which take up a lot of space, as do our various games like the
Penalty Shoot Out, the Golf Game and Tombola. Then there is the generator for
the sleigh and all the other stuff that goes with it.
So it was a bit of a headache trying to find somewhere big
enough to keep all this stuff. However, before I started to worry too much, one
of our members, the lovely Norma, offered us the use of her garage. Not only
that, but she turfed out somebody else who had been using her garage, and
paying rent for it. She wouldn’t accept a penny of rent from us. Once again I
am amazed by the generosity of Rotarians. A day was fixed to move everything to
Norma’s garage, and my next door neighbour Paul offered us the use of his white
van to help. Most things fitted into either the van or one of our cars, but we
had some problems with our Elf, who drives the sleigh at Christmas. He is over
6 feet tall (we weren’t overwhelmed with choice) and we struggled to get him in
to the van, until we finally found a solution to the problem.