Presidency - 3 months in

I have been President of Shepperton Aurora Rotary for 3 months already now, and things are settling into a pattern. Unfortunately it isn’t the pattern I was anticipating.

New President with DG Frank West - my chain's bigger than his

Take our visit to the Walled Garden in July, when we had an excellent talk about the Millennium embroidery, followed by a cream tea.  Whilst I made it quite clear at the outset that I was the President of the Rotary Club, I was made to sit with everybody else, and when the time came for me to make a speech, I was told there was no time, as another group was due in.  Obviously I was too dignified to make a fuss, but I felt disappointed for everybody else there who were prevented from listening to a short 20 minute talk about my plans to develop the role of President of Shepperton Aurora.

Cream tea at The Walled Garden, Sunbury

Things started to look up a week or so later with our annual boules match against Shepperton and Sunbury club, at The Bell in Old Charlton Road. I was delighted to lead our team to a famous victory for the first time in 3 years.  When I say ‘lead’ I mean I was first to play a game. Altogether, I played two games, and although I didn’t win either of them, I’m sure my contribution was crucial in tiring out our opponents for the remaining games. I was of course magnanimous in victory, and the next day I went to the bookies to try and put a bet on us completing a double over our mother club by winning the forthcoming Beetle Drive. The bookies were obviously worried about this and refused to take the bet. As things turned out, I was glad they didn’t. Shepperton & Sunbury trounced us and took home the coveted picture of beetles.

Success - I receive the boules trophy from Geoff

Revenge is sweet - Eric and Geoff win back the beetle drive trophy

Speaking of betting, a few days later the Club enjoyed an outing to Kempton Park, to watch an evening race meeting. I had devised a fool-proof gambling system that I was sure would reap substantial rewards. When we arrived, some of us sat outside one of the bars in the sunshine to enjoy a drink, and it was pleasant sitting there looking down at the racegoers arriving as they passed below us. A few people in the bar seemed to give me quizzical looks, as if they had seen me somewhere before, but couldn’t remember where. I supposed that I would have to get used to this now that I was one of the foremost citizens in Shepperton. It was only as we were leaving that I noticed we had been in a bar reserved for owners and trainers. That probably explained why people couldn’t work out who I was. With regard to the fool-proof gambling system, let’s just say it needs a little tweaking, and leave it there.

Studying the form at Kempton

At the end of July, we had another outing, this time to see Guys and Dolls at Woking’s New VictoriaTheatre. For some reason I was the one left to organise the visit, and I duly arranged a block booking of 16 tickets. What I seemed to overlook was that we had a party of 17. I managed to get out of this potentially awkward situation thanks to a very helpful lady in the ticket office, who found us an additional seat, enabling us all to sit together. Sue (the 17^th member) was surprisingly understanding about the whole thing, thank goodness.

As I write this, we have just completed one of our main events of the year, the Prestige Lecture, which was a huge success. At last I felt that I was moving in the right circles as I shared the amazing Halliford School stage with Lord Digby Jones of Birmingham Kb. He proved to be one of the best speakers we have ever had and everybody seemed to thoroughly enjoy his views on ‘The UK in a post-Brexit World’. My only complaint is that he spoke so long, and so eloquently, that I didn’t have any time at all to deliver my speech about Brexit. In the few minutes left, sandwiched between Lord Jones and the raffle, all I had time for was a few thank you’s and see you all next year. To make matters worse, I was the only person on stage without a microphone. I don’t normally subscribe to conspiracy theories, but it has occurred to me that maybe Lord Jones was worried that I would upstage him. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

I share a joke with my new friend Lord Digby Jones

Sharing stage  with Deputy Mayor Vivienne Leighton with Consort and DG Frank West with Consort

I can’t finish without mentioning the Sunbury Manor Garden Project, a joint venture with our mother club to create a garden at Sunbury Manor school to be enjoyed by Special Needs pupils. The steering committee felt that the work would be completed in a couple of days, and I went along on the first of these days for a Presidential visit. I had envisaged spending a few minutes inspecting the site, offering a few words of encouragement to the volunteers and leave them energised and motivated to carry on the good work. I hadn’t expected to be told to clear the site of rubbish, and then wheelbarrow two tons of sand onto the site to level it. My suit got quite dirty whilst doing this, but I shouldn’t have expected any sympathy from my colleagues, as none was forthcoming.

Wheelchair - accessible mat is in position

The only consolation I could draw from the situation was that Geoff Williams, President of Shepperton & Sunbury club had been similarly pressed into working on the site when he was probably expecting to look in briefly before heading off home again. At least it’s not just me.  In my next blog, I sincerely hope I will be able to report that the Garden Project is completed.  At the time of writing we have just completed our 12^th day of work on the 2-day project. 

Hard at work - Geoff, Andrew and Ken

Presidential Handover 2016

2nd July. Today I took over the mantle of President of the Rotary Club of Shepperton Aurora. After all the hard work involved in being a Rotarian for 17 years, I had been looking forward to my Presidential  year as a time to relax, and enjoy the trappings of High Office.  At last, I thought, the time had come for me to enjoy the limelight.  I could be the centre of attention whilst others did all the work.  At the very least I expected my breakfast to be brought to me on Wednesday mornings, and to receive invitations to prestigious events, with a driver to make sure I get to them on time. 

Outgoing president Karen Sutton (left) with new member Beverley Doyle

To be honest, things didn’t get off to a very good start.  A handover  tea had been organised at St Nicholas Church Hall for members and guests, I think about 30 were expected.  I planned to work the room, full of bonhomie and ensuring that everyone had a chance to speak to me.  I sensed things might not go quite to plan when I was told the day before by the PDG to bake a cake for the tea. ‘Why me’ I thought .’ We have some very adept cake makers in Rotary, why not ask them?’ . The problem was that  only I can make my legendary sugar-free pineapple cake, so I decided not to complain and got on with it instead.

My pineapple cake  (it tastes better than it looks)

I was somewhat less understanding when I was asked (told, actually) to get to the hall early and help set up!  I almost said to the PDG ‘Do you know who I am?’ but I expect she knew already.  After all I was the incoming Rotary president, and  instead of making a grand entrance once everybody was assembled, I was there an hour earlier, fetching tables and chairs from the store room and sorting out tablecloths, flower arrangements and sundry other duties. It can’t be right, can it?  I know that other Rotarians worked hard on the day, and many others baked cakes, but I was the new President – surely I should have been excused.

Superbly laid out tables

As everybody arrived and things settled down, I started enjoying the party. It was good to see Karen had managed to come so soon after her hip operation, although she was struggling on crutches.  We managed the actual handover quite quickly, and at last I found myself wearing the President’s chain of office. Obviously I took the opportunity of making a short speech, not very long, about  20 minutes at the most, about my plans to develop the role of President of Shepperton Aurora.  By coincidence, several people remembered urgent appointments elsewhere at this point, so  my audience dwindled somewhat by the time I finished speaking. I should have started earlier.

Mine at last! 

I begin a short speech

Rapt attention from the audience

Incidentally, the following day I was invited to the District Governor’s handover in Guildford. I made sure I didn’t arrive until I was sure everybody else would be there. I didn’t want a repeat of the day before.

Nightjars on Chobham Common

17^th June.  It must be fifteen years since I last led a Rotary expedition  to Chobham Common to search for nightjars, one of the UK’s rarest and most elusive birds. On that occasion, we heard nightjars but didn’t see any, but the trip was also memorable as I managed to lose half the Rotary Club of Shepperton Aurora on the way back to the car park in darkness. I remember at the time wishing fervently that I had carried out a Risk Assessment before embarking on the walk!  Thank goodness, they all eventually found their way back, in fact Peter and Audrey claimed to have actually seen a nightjar whilst lost on the Common.

Chobham Common

This year, I thought it was time we repeated the adventure, but decided to restrict numbers to 20 people, so that I could more easily count them out, and count them back again. Obviously I wanted to avoid any repetition of the last time. As part of my Risk Asssessment, therefore,  I ensured that all members were aware of potential hazards, such as getting lost in the dark, tripping over obstacles, being eaten alive by biting insects and suffering hypothermia when the night-time temperature drops.

Chobham Common at dusk

Surprisingly, there wasn’t a rush of applications to join my expedition.  It was a more select group than last time, in fact there were just three of us, myself, the IPDG and Daisy, who arrived at the Monument Car Park at around 9.30 p.m. on a cool evening just before midsummer. The car park gets its name from a monument erected there to commemorate Queen Victoria’s review of British troops on Chobham Common prior to the Crimean War.

Arriving in Spring, nightjars are ground-nesting birds, which leaves them vulnerable to predators such as foxes and weasels, and easily disturbed by foraging dogs. They can only thrive, therefore in areas where they are offered some form of protection.  Their preferred habitat is heathland, which makes  Chobham Common a suitable place to look for them. Midsummer  is the time of year that offers the best opportunity to find nightjars. They are nocturnal birds, and spend the day lying motionless on the ground, their colouring giving them the appearance of dead branches, which renders them almost invisible.

Nightjar (picture from web)

As dusk starts to descend, the nightjars become more active, seeking their food supply of moths and other insects, and delivering their extraordinary churring song, which sounds like an engine being revved. As we headed up the track from  the car park, we were listening intently for this churring. We saw and heard lots of other birds, including song thrushes and blackbirds, and even had two sightings of a woodcock flying around its territory (an activity known as ‘roding’), but no nightjars. We were, however, lucky enough to briefly hear a Dartford warbler, another rare bird that likes the heathland habitat provided by Chobham Common.

Dartford warbler (picture from web)

At around 9.45, with mist starting to rise in the valley below us, we heard our first nightjar, about 100 yards away, and shortly after we heard two more, so we know there are at least 3 of them.  I once read somewhere that if you wave a white handkerchief in the air, it can attract nightjars to you, as they can mistake your hankie for a giant moth.  So it was, that the IPDG patiently waved a white handkerchief whilst I scoured the growing darkness for nightjars. Well, I can announce that this old wives tale does not work, in fact I wouldn’t be surprised if it didn’t frighten them away, as we never saw a single nightjar.

Getting dark now - Daisy and the IPDG

The insects were starting to bite when we decided it was time to make a tactical retreat at around 10.15, and we successfully found our way back to the car park. Whilst we hadn’t seen any nightjars, we didn’t feel it had been a wasted trip, as we not only heard them, but also heard a Dartford warbler, and saw a woodcock. So on an expedition to find one species of rare bird, we actually found three of them.    I was looking forward to announcing this at our next club meeting. They would soon regret not coming.

Not seen by us - nightjar flying (picture from web)

Liverpool Reunion day 2 - Ferry

21^st May 2016.  Les has organised a packed programme for us today. First up, after a leisurely breakfast is an open-top bus tour of the city. Experience has taught me that open top bus tours are the best way to get your bearings when visiting a city for the first time. The IPDG and I have done this all over the world, from Bath to San Diego, and generally the tours have been excellent, with local guides full of enthusiasm and pride for their city. The only downside for us is that the upstairs part of the bus is not usually accessible, so we have to sit downstairs.

Liverpool Open-top bus

Today we were glad to be downstairs, as we had checked today’s weather forecast, and rain was due this morning. I’m not sure all of our travelling companions were aware of this, as there was a stampede to the upstairs deck, which was open to the elements. A few spots of rain started to fall as we boarded the bus, which wouldn’t have been a problem, but within a couple of minutes it turned into a downpour. There was another stampede now, this time to get out of the rain, as the downstairs part of the bus became packed, with standing room only.

Shop front showing support for Liverpool FC

The initial feeling of smugness I felt at choosing the correct part of the bus was replaced with the usual dilemma – should I offer my seat to a more deserving person? This is a problem I have regularly encountered, going back to my school days. The decision was easy then, I was told to ‘get up and let the lady sit down’. I had no problem with that, I knew where I stood, literally. When I left school, things were still quite easy, after all most people on the bus were older than me, and even if they weren’t older, I’d be trying to impress them with my selflessness.

Is it starting to rain?

Then there was a gap of about 30 years, when I drove everywhere and hardly ever used public transport. But then one day my employers decided I would be just the right person to take up a vacant position in Brixton, South London, and I joined that intensely put-upon group of people called commuters. Now my travel plans were constantly at the mercy of train breakdowns, strikes by railway workers, leaves on the line and even the wrong type of snow. Also I had to face the problem of whether or not to offer my seat to others on crowded trains. It was very difficult to know what to do for the best. For a start, I seemed to be older than most other people on the train, so why should I give up my seat to someone younger and probably fitter than me?

Could be a museum

On the way to work in the morning, the train started from Shepperton, so I always had a seat. However as the train stopped at other stations (17 in all) on its way to London, more people got on, until eventually there was standing room only. I convinced myself that I didn’t need to offer up my seat in the morning, as I invariably had a window seat, and it would cause too much chaos if I tried to offer it to someone else. However in the evening I could normally only find an outside seat, so I felt in the firing line. My decision on whether I gave it up or not was usually made randomly, based on whether I liked the look of the woman (I never would give up my seat to a man unless he looked like he was really struggling). Sometimes there was embarrassment, when the woman for whom I had vacated my seat said ‘I’m fine thanks’ or words to that effect, which always made me feel like a fool. On other occasions, I felt a warm glow of self righteousness at my gallantry, like the time when a pregnant woman almost cried with gratitude.

An indistinguishable building....

......And another

A statue of somebody

Anyway, back to today. As the DGs and their consorts came downstairs on the open top bus, soaking wet from the deluge that had arrived as we set off, I looked around for someone to give my seat to, but no-one was looking my way, so I took that to mean they were all happy to be standing up. Also I was on the inside seat, which would have made it awkward, or so I convinced myself, and I settled down to enjoy the views of a rain-sodden Liverpool afforded by my bus window.

Could be Trafalgar Square for all I know

Liverpool has two cathedrals, an Anglican one and a more recently built Catholic one, called the Metropolitan. We passed them both, but I could hardly see anything out of the rain lashed windows, which were also starting to steam up. We passed Universities, Museums and various other important landmarks such as the Liver Building, but I didn’t see any of them. The guide kept our spirits up with a non-stop stream of facts, stories and gossip about the City and its people, with plenty of amusing anecdotes. One fact we were given was that the area around today’s waterfront was originally marshland, and the grass that grew there was called ‘liver’, hence the name Liverpool derived. I have failed to find any reference to the naming of Liverpool which corroborates that explanation, but that’s what the guide said so who am I to argue?

I think this is a cathedral....

.....And this might be another

Towards the end of our tour the bus drove alongside the Mersey, and through the rain and mist we could just make out the Mersey ferry approaching the pier. The next leg of our trip today was to be a ride across the Mersey on that very boat, immortalised by the Gerry and the Pacemakers’ song. I hoped the rain would ease off by then, or we wouldn’t be seeing very much.

There is supposed to be a Mersey ferry in this picture

As if by magic, the rain did ease off as we alighted from the bus, and by the time we had got on board the ferry and obtained a hot chocolate from the café, the rain had stopped completely. I had thought that the ferry just plied between Liverpool and Birkenhead, but it actually makes a couple stops, at Seacombe, then Woodside, and back to Liverpool. One of the ferries has had a fancy paint job, and is called the Dazzle ferry. I saw this when we came to Liverpool last year, but thought there were several painted like this, but it seems there is just one. It’s paint scheme commemorates the First World war, when ships were painted different colours to baffle enemy U-boats and aircraft.

Dazzle ferry

As the clouds cleared, we got some good views of landmarks on both sides of the river. Some of the grandest looking buildings on the Birkenhead side turned out to be ventilation shafts for the different Mersey tunnels. They are marvels of architecture, despite their use being somewhat mundane. On the Liverpool side, we had grand views of the Royal Liver building, with the famous birds securely strapped to the top.

Queensway Tunnel ventilation tower

Good view of the Liver building from the ferry

It was lunch time now, and as we got off the ferry, we made our way to a bustling Restaurant on Albert Dock, where we had a very merry buffet lunch laid on for us. The rest of the afternoon was spent wandering around the Merseyside Maritime Museum; what an amazing place that was. In one area they had recreated a dockland street scene from 19^th century Liverpool, where you could imagine you were one of the 9 million who emigrated from Liverpool to various parts of the world in the hope of a better life. There were other displays telling the stories of the hardships faced by these people, who came from all across Europe to reach Liverpool. So fascinating was it that I never got to see the other 90% of the Museum before it was time to leave. I must improve my time management.

Now we were off back to the Hotel for a short late afternoon rest. Over another fine dinner in the Hotel the DG’s exchanged reminiscences of their year. One of the most amusing came from David Palmer, DG of London District. He told the story of a visit to one of his clubs, who met in an upstairs room of a pub in North London. What he hadn’t immediately realised was that customers of the pub had to walk through their meeting room to get to the toilets, and there wasn’t much in the way of sound proofing between the rooms. I had a good laugh at his description of trying to make a speech whilst some, shall we say, intimate noises were coming from the toilet, before a red-faced man emerged and made his way back to the bar.

The IPDG chats to Martin and Wendy Williams

Doug, Rosemary,  Stuart, Janice, Tim

During the meal, arrangements were discussed for next year’s reunion, which Stan Keller will organise in his Essex District. The year after that we will go to Scotland, and the following year the South Coast. I think it will be a while before the IPDG’s turn comes up. After breakfast there were fond farewells, before we all headed off home. I was pleased that we drove past the famous Penny Lane on the way home, as it hadn’t been included on the bus tour.

Liverpool Reunion Day 1 - Cavern

20^th May 2016. It is almost a year since I stepped down from my office of Consort to the District Governor, but I have remained exceptionally busy with Rotary work. Besides being Consort to the Immediate Past District Governor, I am occasionally Consort to the current president of Shepperton Aurora Rotary Club, and have also been preparing to be the President of Shepperton Aurora myself from July this year. As Chair of the Admin Committee, I am responsible for most of our social events. So far this year I have arranged London walks, visits to Stately Homes, Skittles evenings, lunches in prison, even a climb over the O2 building in London.

At the summit of the O2 in London

It was nice therefore to get away from all that for a weekend to join the first reunion of all the DGs of 2014 – 15 (and their Consorts) in Liverpool.  It was organised by our good friend Les Wilson, whose District includes Liverpool as well as North Wales. There will be a reunion every year, and the DGs from that year will take turns to arrange it in their own Districts.  Only 3 or 4 of the 29 DGs were unable to attend, so it was a good turnout, and Les had organised a busy weekend for us.

                                                                               Liverpool Waterfront (picture from web)

The IPDG and I left about 9 a.m. for the drive up to Liverpool, after dropping Daisy off at Linda’s, who was looking after her for the weekend. I bribed her with rhubarb from the garden, which she loves (Linda, that is).  We like to set off early, particularly on Fridays, to avoid the worst of the traffic, and our first stop was at the Little Chef at Bicester, where I had my usual, the Olympic breakfast.

Home-grown rhubarb

Traffic on the M6 was horrendous, but the Sat Nav lady found an alternative route via the Birkenhead tunnel which she claimed would save us an hour. Our  hotel , the Jury’s Inn was in the Albert Dock area of the city, where we had spent some time last year, and was familiar to us. However with no parking at the Hotel, I had to drop off the IPDG and drive a quarter of a mile back to the nearest car Park, where the car remained for the rest of the weekend. It was good to meet up  in the Hotel foyer with friends from around the country, including the IPRIBIP (I’ll let you work that one out, answers on a postcard please) Peter King and his lovely wife Di.

Jury's Inn Liverpool

Meeting up with old friends

Les had organised a full programme of events for us all, and this afternoon we walked to the Cavern Club. It is not the original Cavern, which was demolished many years ago, but is a faithful reconstruction on the same site of the original. It was terrific, full of old posters and memorabilia from the Beatles days, and there were even bands playing live in two areas.  I think there was some kind of music festival going on in the Cavern, and when we  arrived,  a Brazilian band was playing on the main stage. In the next room a young man giving a very passable impersonation of John Lennon, was singing Beatles songs from the sixties.

Band from Brazil on stage at The Cavern Club

What amazed me was that entry was free. I have become used to paying rip off prices as a tourist, and it was a pleasure to learn that museums (which is how the Cavern Club is classified)  in Liverpool are all free.  We had a couple of drinks at the bar (normal pub prices), savouring the atmosphere, before moving on.

Beatles memorabilia on display

On the way back to the Hotel we stopped in the Liverpool One Shopping centre. I had thought that it must be named after its Post Code, but its name apparently comes from the fact that it cost one million pounds to build. I noticed that Everton FC still have their shop there, called EvertonTwo (postal address: Everton Two, Liverpool One, get it?).

Everton Two, Liverpool One

That evening, we had a very convivial dinner in the Hotel, which was full of reminiscing about  our year in the firing line as District Governors and Consorts. I think it fair to say that most people enjoyed their years, although just about everybody had difficult issues to deal with at some point during their year. The IPDG normally likes to be last to leave the bar on these occasions, but it had been a long day for us and we retired to bed before midnight.

Sheila, Rosemary, Doug and the IPDG